Cannabanoid By Step (A New Kids On The Block vs Cosmosis Mashup Release)

DJ Cow Tse Tung is proud to present the next in our "Another Low Quality Mix" series of crazy mashups, by bringing together one of the 90s favorite boy bands, and amongst the foremost goatrance/psy producers from the same era...



New Kids On The Block and Cosmosis meet in a mash clash of the genres, in "Cannabanoid By Step", which borrows from their respective hits, "Step By Step" and "Cannabanoid".

Listen online or download free MP3 now!!

Qwerty Pwerty (The Digital Divide)

I'm becoming the poor man's version of Bluetech, OTT, and Shpongle. Here's an ambient dub track I call "Qwerty Pwerty", which deals with the pressing issue of the ever-widening digital divide. "HOW", you might ask...well, listen to the percussion, and you'll realize I can't afford decent VSTi drumkits or virtual drum-machines.



The track's been out for a while now, but I just didn't have the time to do my one of my fake press releases on this blog. Listen, or download free mp3.

Haal Kaisa Hai Gutbuster Ka (A Bollywood Mashup featuring Kishore Kumar and Asha Bhosle pitted against Bentley Rhythm Ace)

I can feel every muscle and sinew(ache) in my body today. Even ones I never knew existed. All thanks to a mind-boggling 6 hours of Darklight laser tagging, where I fared reasonably alright (rankings of 5, 4, 9, 14, 21, 19, 1, 3). So, as a result of not being able to move without considerable discomfort, I decided to kill time by "fixing" up some Bollywood tracks to suit my own quirky taste in music.

With the quantity of unfinished music I release in the name of experimentalism and creative overflows, I could be competing with Muslimgauze pretty soon, the only differences being that he had talent, was signed to a label and was a rebel with a cause.

We stick to the Bollywood theme, continuing from the previous couple of releases. And these aren't the regular Bollywood mashups, mixed to hip-hop beats, and some boring kid trying his hand at rapping. They all have a distinctly digital/electronic flavor to them, because that's pretty much the only kind of music I like.



The Cow Tse Tung Sound System proudly presents the next Bollywood mashup in the series, "Haal Kaisa Hai Gutbuster Ka", featuring the Asha Bhosle-Kishore Kumar hit from Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi, "Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka" mashed up with "Theme From Gutbuster" by the prankster bigbeat duo of Bentley Rhythm Ace, ex-Pop Will Eat Itself. Listen now, or download your MP3 copy now.

Related Youtube video from Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi:

Hippie Tera Mastana (A Bollywood Mashup; Kishore Kumar vs Adrian Sherwood)

If you love bands like Gotan Project, and artistes like Bebel Gilberto, you'd do well to get hold of 60s and 70s Bollywood music. Anyway, so this is my first trip into supposedly lacking-in-credibility Bollywood mashup-making.



Featuring the reggae-tinged Bollywood hit, from the movie Aradhana, "Roop Tera Mastana", with On-U Sound kingpin, Adrian Sherwood's Indian tinged dub track from his fabulous solo release, Never Trust A Hippy, "Hari Up Hari", DJ Cow Tse Tung and MC Rasta D'Sasta are proud to present, "Hippie Tera Mastana", featuring vocals by Bollywood playback singer and actor, Kishore Kumar. As we lack credibility, I thought we'd go for incredibility. Listen online NOW, or download free mp3.

The Cow Tse Tung translation of the lyrics is:
"Your figure is funky
Make no mistakes while f*ckin' ".
Crude and senseless? I know - but at least I didn't write the original lyrics. Visual Bollywood mashups and spoofs available on our sister blog, The Bollywood Cowbserver, United Nations Organization certified intruder.

Watch the original video of Roop Tera Mastana, featuring Bollywood actor and Member of Parliament, Rajesh Khanna and Saif Ali Khan's mommy, Sharmila Tug-whore Tagore here. Or on this blog...

DJ Cow Tse Tung Presents The Bollywood Plagiarism Soundclash, Vol 1

Happy Australia Day, and a Happy Republic Day (Indian)

I decided to make a series of megamixes where a Bollywood "inspired" copy is followed by the original. No fancy mashups - just a Pretender vs the Real McCoy battle. Future volumes to follow, depending on the response to this release, and of course user-submitted track-listings, for the next work in the series .

Sound like fun? Wait till you listen to it ;-).

Album:

• DJ Cow Tse Tung Presents The Bollywood Plagiarism Soundclash, Vol 1

Length:

• 01:04:54 hrs.
  

Tracklist:

1. Tu Mile (Criminal) vs Age Of Loneliness/Carly's Song by Enigma
2. Bharo, Maang Meri Bharo vs Rivers of Belief (Hallelujah) by Enigma
3. Aao Twist Karein vs Let's Do The Twist Again by Chubby Checker
4. Sochna Kya Jo Bhi Hoga Dekha Jayega vs Lambada by Kaoma
5. Gupt Gupt (also samples the Exorcist theme) vs Deep Forest by Deep Forest
6. Jab Pyaar Kisi Se Hota Hai vs Born To Be Alive by Patrick Hernandez
7. Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye vs 500 Miles by the Kingston Trio
   
8. Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai vs 99 Red Balloons by Nena
   
9. Sexy Sexy Sexy (Khuddar) vs Boys Boys Boys by Sabrina
10. Sachhi Yeh Kahani Hai (also samples Rasputin by Boney M) vs In Zaire by Johnny Wakelin.

Get your copy now. Available in 160kbps MP3 (77.9mb), Ogg Vorbis (50.9mb), or 64kbps MP3 (31.2mb). Right click any of the preceding links and select "Save (Link) As" from the pop-up/context menu.

References:

• Bollywood music: If it's a hit, it's a rip-off
• Inspirations In Indian Film Songs
• Bollycat