Q. Who was the first man deported to outer space?
A. Urine Gangrene
Q. What was the Bollywood remake of Austin Powers called?
A. Ashwin Pawar(s).
Q. What were the lyrics to the Pussycat Drolls' first hit?
A. "Dontcha wish your girlfriend smoked pot like me......DONTCHAAA".
Save the best for last, so here we go...
I have a client sitting with me, and it's taking us a bit longer than usual to get things done. A little voice from the back squeaks, "Mommy, are you in trouble?" and then gives us the widest "I know ALL" grin ever.
